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i wrote 3 new songs

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 25, 2009, 6:46 PM
YEEEE




This one is a parody of The Wheels On The Bus...

THE SPERM IN MY NUTS GOES UP AND OUT, UP AND OUT, UP AND OUT, THE SPERM IN MY NUTS GOES UP AND OUT, ALL THROUGH YOUR VAG~

And this one is of "10 In The Bed"

THERE WERE 10 IN MY BED AND THE ONE NAMED FRED BENT OVER, BENT OVER...

and this one took me a while to write, but its of "Hickory Dickory Dock"

TONIGHT I AM HARD AS A ROCK,
MY HAND SLID UP MY COCK,
IM HAVING FUN,
MY HAND SLID DOWN,
AND IM STILL HARD AS A ROCK~


c:

lets not forget the one i did of "Row Your Boat"

SUCK, SUCK, SUCK MY COCK,
GENTLY IN YOUR MOUTH,
LICK ME, SUCK ME,
QUICKLY, FUCK ME,
YOU MAKE ME MOAN AND SCREAM~

and then the one I did of the "I Love You" song from Barney..

I LOVE YOU,
YOU LOVE ME,
LETS GO MAKE SOME BABIES,
WITH A GREAT BIG COCK,
AND A SPERM FROM ME TO YOU,
WONT YOU SAY YOU'LL SUCK ME TOO~?


ccc:

♥Aed

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HELLO!
I'm sdrawkcaBhtaeD, but you WILL call me Aed! c: I'm a 19 year old Zombie Dog-Cat mix. If you think I'm strange, take into consideration I have Tourettes, Narcalepcy, ADD, I'm an alcoholic, and I've done drugs. I'm also totally addicted to sex. I like porn, too. Hentai, Yaoi, Yiff...Not sure if I like Yuri yet. I'm extremely egotistical when I'm not being suicidal, because I am very over emotional. And don't call me emo just because I used to cut myself. I don't do that anymore, I swear. Anyway, I have a little brother named Erik, and a little sister named Grymm. I was born on Halloween 1990, and I died on June 6th 2003. I've died a lot more times since then, but I always come back. I think it was the second time I died, I was cursed with this thing called Demonic Form. Meaning, a demon of myself lurks inside me, and when you touch the little furry tips of my ears, he's brought out from the arousal. ...Because well.. Who doesn't absolutely LOVE to have their ears rubbed? <|D My sexual arousal increases the closer you get to the tips. Moving on, I'm so confused about my sexuality. I love, love, love, LOVE girls, but I also have feelings for this guy, and I always have, and I always will. Don't get me wrong, I'm married,
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but I just can't help myself. I'm also a crossdresser. I absolutely love things like frilly skirts, and especially maid's outfits. <|D oh baby. Speaking of clothes, my shoes are very special. They are the only shoes like that, in the world. They are alive. But don't tell anyone. I also have built an immunity to pepper spray. <|D OK, let me tell you about pancakes. PANCAKES. Thats the best food thats ever happened to me. You know why? Because after being dead for 5 years, when I woke up, I was pretty damn hungry. Pancakes was the first thing I ate in 5 years, so it will forever be my favourite food. ...Also, I hate waffles. XP I have some phobias, too. I am extremely phobic of sharp objects. DONT ASK WHY, lets just say I have a few stitches in places where I've had the displeasure of having a sharp object there.. Also, I have a phobia of fish. Again, don't ask why. I just can't stand fish, with their scales..and gills.. and unblinking eyes... and some fish in the ocean are so big, they can eat you.. and..and.. -fur poofs out- NYA! -freaked out look- Jeepers.. -tries to smooth his fur back down- Also, I'm left handed. I mean, I can use both hands, but I use my left hand more. When imagining me talking, you should think "MC Chris" because my voice is the same as his and yeah. Also, I bet you didn't know that my dick is 7.5 inches long.



My "Nya" can mean different things, depending on how I say it...
"Nya..." = "Meh..."
"Nya!" = "Phooey!"
"Nya." = "hmph."
"Nyaaa~..." = Er, some sort of pleasured noise...



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  • Interests: porn, thym, boys, red and black colour schemes, masturbation, playboy, incest, rapping
  • Favourite movie: Fritz The Cat
  • Favourite band or musician: MC CHRIS!!! and Benny Benassi
  • Favourite genre of music: rap, techno
  • Favourite artist: ~Aracuan
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  • Favourite photographer: ~Aracuan
  • Favourite style of art: naked people?
  • Operating System: whut
  • MP3 player of choice: wut
  • Shell of choice: wat
  • Wallpaper of choice: red and black, death, blood, zombies
  • Skin of choice: red and black
  • Favourite game: High Tail Hall
  • Favourite gaming platform: wat
  • Favourite cartoon character: ME!!!
  • Personal Quote: "Jeepers" or "Nya"
  • Tools of the Trade: wut

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~zayeplz 3 days 20 hours ago
Hai Zombeh Kitteh ^^

Wow I get to the page and it says 1990 pageviews... that's weird... But it amuses me. XD

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~AedPlz 3 days 8 hours ago
XD oh hai zay

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I probably have just made a sexual comment.
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~zayeplz 3 days 7 hours ago
I have 3 words to say:

You be sexy.

the end XD

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~AedPlz 3 days 6 hours ago
uhh thank you ^//^

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I probably have just made a sexual comment.
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~zayeplz 2 days 20 hours ago
-glomps- You is welcome ^^

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