1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yeah buddy

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
all three

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever side i want

4. Do you masturbate?
yeeuh

5. How often? Lately?
just the other day

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
maybe

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
baths put me to sleep... many a time have i almost drowned while taking a bath.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yes

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yes

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
lmao depends on how i feel that day

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yes

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
maybe

13. Would you choose love or money?
they say money cant buy love, BUT, if I had money, I'd be able to buy Thym nice things BECAUSE i love her...

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
............man i love this quiz.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
............maybe

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmm, romantic? ...iHop- jk. uhhhhh lets see here... IN A BED.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in a car that is in a junkyard that is not to be discussed

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
LMAO YES i never did beat my brother into a pulp for that..

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT you go to bars to get beer, to get drunk SO you can have sex. WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC TODAY

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
surprisingly no.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
maybe

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
........i dont want to talk about it. [yes]

24. What's your sexuality?
I SWEAR I'M 100% STRAIGHT now

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nah

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yes

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
lmao work

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes

30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
AHAH IM NOT TELLING YOU LMAO

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
probably, but not of my consent

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
ok THAT. would be more than embarrassing, but no.

34. Have you ever had phonesex?
maybe

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
...lmao

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
uhhh maybe

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
OHOHOHO whoo... uhmmm... i cant think of it right off

38. What's your favorite sex act?
what the

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
...................yes, actually

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
lmao me
maybe Luck..



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